这是一首仿照vylet pony 的曲风创作的同人歌曲 by the great and powerful CuSO4/神通广大硫酸铜 [Opening Monologue]
"Even the greatest performers stumble, darling. But to rise, bow, and say 'Watch this'? That's magic. They'll jeer until you make 'em gasp—worth every second." (echoed by a crowd of whispers)
"Step into the spotlight, let your tricks ignite. The world's a stage, and critics? Just background noise." (glitter bomb sound effect)
[Verse 1]
Posted a spell tutorial last eve on my stream
Comments sAId "Hack!" but my hat's got more steam
Polished my cape, now I'm off to the fair
I'm 100% flair, so your shade's just hot air!
Casted a hex that made their memes all go poof
Said "Ratio + L" when they tried to dispute
My wand's got more clout than a viral TikTok trend
They can't handle the glow? That's their loss, friend!
[Chorus]
I'm Trixie, the Great and Powerful, online and IRL
Erasing the doubt that you tried to spell
I think I'm dazzling them again (again)
Don't stop, don't stop till they scream— (WOO!)
I'm Trixie, the Great and Powerful, reigning on every screen
Flame wars on Equestria Forums? Please, I outshine your mean
Screw the naysayers, let my Sparks fly high
Don't care you call it cringe—this is my spotlight!
[Verse 2]
They said "Can you levitate a pie?" I said "Watch and learn!"
Been live-streaming magic till the moon took its turn
Ain't got no fancy gear, just a wand and a grin
With a top hat that glows? Honey, I'm always winning!
Did a collab with a cosplayer from Comic-Con
We turned their Stormtrooper armor into a neon con
They said "That's not canon!" but the clout's in my hand
Trixie don't follow rules—I make the brand!
(Sing a Song of Sorcery)
They say my shows are "childish," but they're just jealous, dear
Claiming magic's "obsolete"? Please, their words disappear
The world's been stuck in grayscale since they locked their hearts away...
But Trixie's here to paint it bright—that's how legends play!
[Chorus]
I'm Trixie, the Great and Powerful, online and IRL
Erasing the doubt that you tried to spell
I think I'm dazzling them again (again)
Don't stop, don't stop till they—
I'm Trixie, the Great and Powerful, reigning on every screen
Flame wars on Equestria Forums? Please, I outshine your mean
Screw the naysayers, let my sparks fly high
Don't care you call it cringe—this is my spotlight!
[Verse 3 / Bridge]
It's never too late to make the crowd roar
Your past floPS? Just rebrand 'em as "practice, encore!"
Yeah, we've all botched a trick or two—part of the act
But once you own the stage? You'll outshine the fact!
Now take a bow, shout "I'm the best!"
The best…
Soak in the cheers and the flash of the lights
When a troll types "Lame"? Block 'em—I write the nights!
Got a fanart collab with a Fortnite streamer, wow
We made my hat a skin—sold out in an hour now
They said "It's just a game!" but the love's off the charts
Trixie's everywhere? Baby, that's just the start!
[Chorus]
I'm Trixie, the Great and Powerful, online and IRL
Erasing the doubt that you tried to spell
I think I'm dazzling them again (again)
Don't stop, don't stop till they—
I'm Trixie, the Great and Powerful, reigning on every screen
Flame wars on Equestria Forums? Please, I outshine your mean
Screw the naysayers, let my sparks fly high
Don't care you call it cringe—this IS my spotlight! |